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3 girls are meeting each other for the first time

The first girl introduces herself and says "Hi, I'm rose, I'm named rose because when I was born, a rose landed on my head". The second girl says "Hi, I'm named Iris, because of the same reason, when I was born, an Iris landed on my head". The two girls look at the remaining girl and asked her "and what's your name?" The third girl replied "RefRiGeRaToR"

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